And MY Gene Pool

While watching H&G channel..

Mom: Do you think that guy's gay?

Eve: Totally.

Mom: How come?

Eve: Well, the white v-neck, the way he squats..the scruffiness. I dunno, he just seems like a bear.

Mom: What? What's a bear?

Eve: (casual) ....You know, a top.

Mom: What??

I think her reaction had more to do with me admitting knowledge of sexual positioning than anything else. I almost mentioned power-bottoms too, but I thought better of it.