While watching H&G channel..
Mom: Do you think that guy's gay?
Eve: Totally.
Mom: How come?
Eve: Well, the white v-neck, the way he squats..the scruffiness. I dunno, he just seems like a bear.
Mom: What? What's a bear?
Eve: (casual) ....You know, a top.
Mom: What??
I think her reaction had more to do with me admitting knowledge of sexual positioning than anything else. I almost mentioned power-bottoms too, but I thought better of it.
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Huh. I thought a bear just meant a burly, hairy gay guy.
ReplyDeleteIf I was your mom at that moment, I'd be so proud for raisin' you right.
Right. And what burly, hairy gay guy would be a bottom?
ReplyDeleteIf you were my mom, we wouldn't be IN this situation.