10.12.2009

Dear Ridiculously Beautiful People

Please stop making it so easy to stalk you. On the internet. It's very easy to change all your privacy settings to "friends only." That setting not only protects your photos and information from creepy old people, but from creepy young drooly folks, too. And, y'know, it saves us all the anguish of gazing upon your beauteously jizztastic visages that we know will never be ours.

And please, please, stop being so distractingly attractive. So jeans-creamingly stunning. So eye-blindingly delectable.

And, oh please, and please please please, be nice to us common folk.

P.S. Can I take pictures of you? Can I paint you? Naked? I could be famous someday because I caught your bright and shining nubile nudity on film and canvas. O Muse dear mine?

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