10.12.2009

I'm Serious This Time

Latte:
Espresso and steamed milk.

Americano:
Espresso and hot water.

Cappucino:
Espresso and steamed milk foam.

Macchiato:
ONE shot of espresso with a dollop of foam.

Mocha:
Espresso, steamed milk, and chocolate.

Frappucino:
Some dumb-ass beverage concocted by Starbucks. Really. It was never meant to exist until some obese American decided that there wasn't a high enough fat/sugar content in any of the aforementioned drinks.

Please, get it straight America. The Europeans are already laughing at us.

1 comment:

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